| The Couch Pirates get a kick out of looking at personal ads on the internet and comparing notes. Since none of us agree on what attributes create the perfect woman, it can be entertaining to rate them according to our own tastes (we also encourage sniping at each other). Rating is on a 1 to 10 system and includes both looks and the ad. If you would like to send us your own ad and picture (women only) then we'll be glad to rate you as well. Send the ad and a small picture to couchpirates@hotmail.com. |
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Lonely Girl
I'm not very familiar with sort of stuff...so I'll start off with describing myself. I'm 19 and am currently attending college. I'm shy and have a hard time meeting people, which is why I'm turning to the internet for help. I love philosophy and science, especially biology. I'm very honest and sincere. I like to go to the movies, read, draw, surf the web, and shop. I'm trying to expand my social horizons. If you're interested email me.
Age 19 ~ Aquarius
Ethnicity African American (black)
Hair/Eyes Black hair, black eyes
Body Type 5' 3'', slim/petite body
Education High School Grad
Employment Student, less than $24,999 income
Profession Other
Religion No answer
Political Views Middle of the road
Smoking Doesn't smoke
Drinking Doesn't drink
Kids No kids, not sure on wanting any
Groups College Student
Interests Arts & Crafts · Dining · Movies · Music · Photography · Reading
April 13, 2002
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Dave
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James |
7.7
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Here's the thing, I can't really find anything wrong with this chick. And that, my friends, is a rarity. I do however question her choice of footwear. Makes me wonder if she dresses a little, how shall I say?...ethnic for my taste. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt, (another rarity with me) and dole out a 7.7 for this one.
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Kevin
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7 |
I really dig the shy part, most girls won't admit that and the concept is good, but I probably work better with an outgoing girl (one of us should be). She's very cute and in great shape. We also have plenty in common, I have no doubt I could get along with this girl and would enjoy her company. The only thing that doesn't push her score higher in my book is that I really like weirdos and she seems pretty normal. I have a feeling some of my shit would offend or scare her. |
Pump |
8.1
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Seems pretty nice, although sistas aren't necessarily my thing on the romantic end. Her grammar is pretty high relative to many other ads. She is dressed neatly, although slightly trendy. What can you expect from a 19 year-old? Her interests are very good. Middle of the road politically. No kids and unsure about having them. The "shy" part is nice, it means she doesn't run her mouth all the time. A very nice chick overall.
Final score 8.1
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Rickey |
10
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Great choice Kev, I think she is good lookin' and seems fit so I give her a 6 for appearance. The thing that puts this gal over the top in my book is her bio. She exhibits a love for science and even points to biology (one of the loves of my life), which is nothing short of fantastic. Besides a love for science, she also likes to read and go to movies, things I also like to do. And she doesn't mention the word CLUB at all!!!!!!!!!! 4 pts for personality, for a total of 10!!
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Scott |
7
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I can't believe this but this chick doesn't give me much to complain about. Her profile seems honest and straightforward. Maybe I should check everything out again to make sure nothing is wrong with her. Okay, wait a second... this girl is BLACK, hit the brakes fella's. There's no way I'm dating a black girl ever! Okay that's it I won't rate black people, interracial dating is so very wrong, only perverts enjoy such activities. Okay bigots I'm joking, seriously I think this girl has it all together from what I can tell I give her a overall a 7.
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Steph |
8 |
Right off the bat my rating is 8. She's attractive, intelligent sounding, and
generally seems to have her shit together. A refreshing change from most of
these whackos we rate.
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