Dave

7

I give her a 7. She has a great profile in my opinion. I'd probably give her an 8, but she looks pregnant in the pic. She says she has no kids, but again, she says nothing about having one on the way. Look at her pic....I think there's something cookin' in the oven. Anyway, I like her profile a lot. She needs a big slice of Davie pie!!!

6.9

Okay, I'm marking down because she chose to wear a cowboy hat for the pic, but overall she doesn't seem too bad. Looks like she could be a little thick around the middle, and I'm not into fishing and camping particularly. The no kids/not sure on wanting any is a plus, as is no smoking. Not much in the way of spelling errors, just a couple that appear to be typos. Her face is pretty good, and unlike some of the other contestants, she doesn't seem to be a complete idiot; this all boils down to a 6.9.

7.3

I like this one, to a point. If she didn't have a cowgirl hat on, she might get a really high rating. I like her "t-shirt and jeans" attitude. Less is more in my book, and life damned sure ain't a fashion show to me (hence my LWO, monkey, ET's Bar-B-Q shirts). She is pretty easy on the eyes as well. At least an 8 if not higher. I am also mildly aroused at her sewing hobby. I think that's a dying art and kind of shows me she's a classic model of a chick. Tomboy is fine too because being too girly-girl isn't good. Also, no "long walks on the beach" lines to deal with. The worst that it ever got was the sunset/sunrise bit, which isn't bad and she avoid the cliche' ring as well with it. In short, she could be a high 9 if it weren't for the cowgirl hat. I think they look sexy on some girls, but I can't handle having a cowgirl chick as my own. Final Score: 7.3

8

Finally, a woman worth a second look. Her short paragraph was informative and not pushy. She looks pretty good and i dig the cowgirl hat. The only negative, she looks a little big-boned in the picture.
2 pts for paragraph, 7 pts for looks, -1 for 'big-boned' = 8

7.5

Ahh, the average girl there is something about them that makes me say, "I love you". Okay first off this chick is a country gal no doubt about it but that doesn't bother me that much. I could deal with the cowboy hat, country music, boots and outdoor stuff if she could deal with me and my wrestling figures, comic books and staying inside where its cool. If she is cool with that then we would get along fine. She seems to have her head on straight with no visible hang-ups. This is a girl that most would deem as a 5, and while she is seems very average that's okay. Because that's what Scotty likes so on looks I give her a 7 and on the ad alone I give her a 7, throw in the Cowboy Hat during sex
adds a bonus point which brings her overall score a 7.5, my highest mark so far.

The Dave-O-Meter rating: I WOULD!!!!!
Lets Look at her Likes :Sewing, Camping, Crafts And Potography.
What does this say about our current pick? NOTHING!!!! She probably copied it out of a playmate profile. The Facts ARE : She wears wife beater t-shirts with a prostitute cowboy hat. Combine this with her feathered 80's hair and it equals FULL ANAL ACESS ON THE FIRST DATE!!! Do the math chum chuckers it all adds up!

Another nice girl (if that's what you're looking for)…not too bad on the eyes, very down to earth and I buy her sincerity. You could certainly do worse than picking a girl like this. I don't particularly like "jeans and t-shirt kind of gals" or tomboys, I prefer women who still look and act like women; they are a dying breed. I have absolutely nothing in common with this chick, which either means adventure…or disaster! With me involved in the equation, I'll guess disaster.

6

This chick isn't too bad. I like most of what she has to say even though she's a redneck and she does "crafts". She's cute. I give her a 6.