Dave

3

I'll give her a three. I don't find this girl attractive. You can't see the rest of the package. There's obviously not a lot goin' on upstairs. But on the other hand, I love it when women wear just a wife-beater. LOVE IT!! So that alone gives her two of the three stars.

6

This chick has some positives, her face is not bad, she's not all teddy bears and hearts bullshit like a lot of these ads. However, she loses points for not being able to spell, or at least use a spell check program, and she has a kid floating out there somewhere. I don't like the fact that apparently only the mutilated and scarred need apply, nor her making an explicit point that she is NOT into bondage. Shit, you might as well be; as fucked up as you are. She gets a 6.

0

Here we go... Despite the veil of makeup, hair dye, facial jewelry, silly choker, and spacey look she is hiding behind she probably has a decent amount of natural beauty. I'm just sad she chose to conceal it.

I'll kiss your ass if her name is really Nykki and appears as such on her legal birth certificate. She appears to be running from herself by completely overhauling her natural image. She frequently refers to "preps, jocks, etc...", but I will guaran-fucking-tee you she puts at least twice as much time into her daily narcissistic routine of getting herself ready to leave the house. Of course, this is OK since Goths won't go out in the daylight anyway. This lump wouldn't know what a real punk is anyway. Probably still bitter over the fact she had a closet full of New Kids on the Block shirts in junior high and still couldn't make it with the "in" crowd.

Has a child, but not at home. Well good, at least it's not with her. On the other hand, I'm saddened she has reproduced. I would also like to speculate to the fact she "works" at home is that that is there was no pesky drug test to pass. In short, I am giving the first ZERO of the group for any chick (ed: actually the second, Rickey's rating came in first, but it may not count because it's not in the 0 to 10 range). I would rather date last week's meth queen or the plump broad from the week before.

0

I give this chick a negative 100. First of all she's not hot at all, which I could get past if her attitude was not so shitty. Seems to have a pretty large chip on her shoulder. What's with all the categorizations!! Give me a break!! Closed-minded, stupid chicks really chap my hide. This one should of kept her mouth shut. That's all folks.

Okay for some strange reason I find this girl very cute. On looks alone I'll give her a 7. Maybe a 6 depending on where her tattoos and piercings are. But personality wise I think she is so messed up only Kevin could find it in his heart to try and tame this evil she-devil. The bad thing about this chick is her pic asks you to think of insane ways of pleasuring her but the ad says "no sex at all and when I do it will be missionary sex at best, and I want the lights off because I'm Goth". I'd do her if she let me, but since she won't I hope Kevin can land her. I'll give her credit her ad seems straight up so I'll give her a 5 on that. So lets add it up. She's a 7 or 6 (on looks) plus 5 (for the ad) minus 1 (for the "Mom Bomb") which gives her an overall score of 5.

Dave-o-meter: YES! I WOULD!!

I don't know what makes me want this chick more, her troll doll hair or the hunk of metal in her lip. Any way you slice it this girl equals anal sex ON THE FIRST DATE!!!!

I'm going to resist the urge to rate her real high because she's hot, and instead concentrate on the ad. She's got some naïve notions about how the world operates, but she's young, so that comes with the territory. Her likes pretty much match mine, so everything is fine there. The fact that she has a kid, but it doesn't live with her, is cause for concern, seems like she can't be bothered with a kid because she still has partying to do…not so good. She says that she's not into BDSM, but my theory is that a little discipline is EXACTLY what this chick needs and I can think of someone who is very qualified and anxious to warm that hide…

8.5

This chick obviously has issues. She's immature and has no idea what she wants to be when she grows up. Everything that is a fad is "the coolest" with her. Everything she says in her ad is a repeat. There's nothing interesting or remotely different about her. She's just like all the others that wear all black, listen to goth/punk music, dye their hair black/purple/pink/blue and are trying to figure out why they're here on this planet.

Hey, I said she had issues, but she's still pretty cute and I'd do her.