Dave

For the love of "God!" What the hell is this thing. She gets a 2, and that's being nice. She is extremely decent looking....I mean, loken'. This chick wants a smart one, but sounds like a CD with a scratch across the entire thing. I hate her, and so should you.

.9

This chick barely rates a 1. Even without looking at her picture, it is obvious she is in the market for some dark chocolate. There are few things I hate more than white women who speak ebonics. Her grammar is atrocious, she uses the standard honest man line, no game playing, she's got all the makings of another nightmare yahoo personal from Pump. Did I mention that she has not one, but TWO brats running around her house? Of course they undoubtedly come complete with mocha complexion and baby daddy issues. In short, I find it painful to read this ad, and am giving her a whopping 0.9 score.

This is almost a trap. Too easy to jump on, so I'll be brief. I'll skip over the grammatical abortion in the ad and go straight to the picture, which is extraordinarily difficult given the ages of her children and the simple fact she has poisoned the general populous just a little more. Well, maybe I won't be so brief.

The graphics... I'm sick. Her physical profile...She has the oh-so-classic "just cooked up a batch of meth with cousin Ronnie in the bathtub" look to her. Yep. A classic countryfied crank queen. And the neat part? It's going to get worse; at a rapid pace. Her kind doesn't age well. And am I out of line to wonder why that if she was going to use bleach, shouldn't the little trollop use the WHOLE bottle? Only goes to help prove my theory that is always the least intelligent who make the most children.

2

Wow there is so many problems with this girl. First she needs to use the spell check option on her computer. Second have a friend proofread what she is writing. Third stop using all capitals. Forth stop using "PhotoShop" to jazz up a crappy picture. Fifth, ah screw it I could go on and on but why bother? Anyone that can read the English language can figure out this chick has problems. I give her a -2 on the ad itself (I hate people that use "U" instead of "you") and on the picture? My cock says "Not even I would do her and tell anyone about it but… I still might do her." So the picture gets a 2 overall, which should mean she's a 0, but I don't think anyone with guts enough to put this trash on the net deserves a 0 so I will give her a 1.989… okay make it a solid 2. Yeah that's it, my answer is 2.

Let's not rush to toss this one aside! For one thing we know she likes sex, she just needs to be introduced to the magic and wonder of birth control. She's not fat, even after two rug rats. I don't think abject stupidity is as bad a thing as some of the Couch Pirates, you could trap her in one of those Star Trek mind games…"I always lie/He's telling the truth"…and skip out on her to hang with the gang.

I can tell by the shitty photo manipulation that this chick has an extensive dolphin collection and that's highly irritating, but you can't have everything!

I can't help but hear Brak when I read her ad…"I LIKE HIP HOP! EEEK EEEK! THE END."

2

At least this chick isn't a tubbo, but the fact that she is SHOUTING HER ENTIRE AD is very annoying. I think everyone else has mentioned the spelling and grammar issues, so I won't bother. Besides, I'd rather just club her to death and THEN fuck her.