www.wrestlingfigs.com

Wrestling Figs is a great site for any wrestling fan or wrestling action figure fan. It features a simple design and it is easy to navigate throughout the website. It has all the news and updates on upcoming wrestling toys, plus a section on customizing figures. Overall a great site, and one I visit almost daily. Check it out and see what you think.

http://www.kblackwell.net/fcw/

This is simply the best "Action Figure Wrestling Federation" on the net, Fusion Championship Wrestling. FCW is just not just grown men playing with wrestling toys. FCW has a very well designed website with a lot of hard work put in it. If you're tired of the WWE try the FCW. Believe me at times it has much better storylines and matches than what we (the wrestling fans) get on the television tube week in and week out. If you like wrestling and/or toys then this is a site for you. If you enjoy a nice looking and thought out website, then check it out as well.

 

http://www.bloodymidgets.com

"Hardcore Wrestling Midgets" That alone should make you laugh with joy. I admit I didn't find this site on my own, but I sure enjoyed it. The site includes videos, tour dates, midget merchandise, and links. If you too like to laugh and the vertically challenged this is a site for you.

Spider-Man and the Bible

Here's another funny site, special props to Kilowog1 for sending this to me. Are you ready to laugh? Okay lets begin, take a few stories from the Bible, add one fully grown Spider-Man, one baby Jesus, and a dash of Hulk and you will get...

 

 

http://www.research.att.com/ ~ttsweb/cgi-bin/ttsdemo

This website is from the minds at AT&T Labs. This website will allow you to type up to 30 words and have it played back to you in either a male or female "voice." You won't have to wait long either. Typically, a DSL connection will have your file back to you in less than 5 seconds. I use it from time to time for the sheer joy of hearing "By the power of Grayskull, I am James!!!!" Now you can too.

 

 http://audaciouspranks.cjb.net

Caller ID be damned!!! This site has lots of cool soundbites from many of today's popular entertainers including Chris Farley and Jack Black. You can use their soundboards to concoct your own prank calls. Just click the box with the phrase or expression you need. Also, they have samples of calls they have made for your listening enjoyment. This is the kind of shit we like here at the Pirate's den.

 www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

Few vices can compare to the simple joy we all here derive from making fun of shitty, retarded people. Well, I dare say the fine gents at the aforementioned website have done so in a manner befitting of a "Website of the Week" fashion. And THEN some. The raucous, yet adept insults are absolutely sinful. Please go here immediately, miss beefyfagpants.

 http://thespark.com

For those that remember the sinkyfeet and stinkymeatexperiments, you may now visit and check out two brave volunteers who try to gain 30 lbs in 30 days for a $3000 prize. One female, one male. You will love it.

www.lpsg.org

Finally, others can feel our pain.

Kitty Cat Dance
(with apologies to Steve)

It has consumed me, and slowly... it will get you too...

 

 http://www.emilieautumn.com

Emilie Autumn's website is not only visually interesting, it's full of cool information about her and her music. Check out any one of her videos she's uploaded for some really creative stuff. She's HOT!!

http://www.karmafarm.com/formletter.html

Mark's Apology Note Generator is definitely something every guy should know about. There's even the women's version aptly called Mark's Bitch Letter Generator.

http://www.nd.edu/~comet/stuff/sounds.html

This guy must love Space Ghost a lot to make a website. It has all the classic Brak sound bites. Play 'em to your heart's content!

http://ogrish.prohosters.com

If you're looking for a morbid curiosity fix, this is the site. From execution style murders to necrotizing fasciitis, this page has it all. The face injury photos are particularly juicy. Enjoy, you sick fucks!

Toilet Online

Watch "Leave it to Bush" 1 and 2 for a heart-felt laugh and a warm fuzzy feeling.

 

 www.imdb.com

Want to feel like a Hollywood mogul and get the answers to all those nagging questions- Like how many shitty movies has Kevin Costner starred in? Then check out the Internet Movie Database. Real Hollywood insiders use this site as a handy reference to find out about who is involved in what movie, how much box office the movie pulled and a bunch of other neat things. If you've ever had the title to a movie, but couldn't remember who was in it, or the opposite, and knew the actor but not the movie, this site will end all your bets!

www.juxtapoz.com

How about looking at some art that matters, for a change? If you want to see what real artwork looks like, check out Juxtapoz Magazine's website. They have event listings, gallery guides, artist profiles and of course they have some very cool artwork. In the latest gallery guide they even manage to profile "Against the Grain Art Gallery", right here in Oklahoma City. How cool is that? Check it out, your art deprived noggin' will thank you.

 

http://www.bromart.com/index.html

Ready for some culture? Well, culture according to the Couch Pirates? Then check out the official website of fantasy artist Brom. He's just about the coolest artist around and if you don't think so, you're wrong. This guy has been buried in the commercial art world for nearly a decade, doing stuff for Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering and various book projects. He's big-time now folks and it's time to worship at his bone alter.

 

http://www.thehottestsurvive.com

Imagine a cross between Rate This Chick and Hotornot and you've got The Hottest Survive. You'll be shown a steady stream of girls or guys (whatever floats your boat) who are vying for the title of "The Hottest". Your job is to vote for the one you want to eliminate from the competition.

I personally enjoy voting against little salt-and-vinegar vagina's who expect the average male to fawn over them. Revenge is sweet!

I just want bang, bang, bang!

Group X Video

 

 www.jonessoda.com

This is a cool company and an awesome site. It is very interactive and there is plenty to see and do. You can download pictures that the company might use on bottles, you can order bottles with your picture on it, or you can download their screen savers and other junk. However, the gallery is the best part.

 

www.wrestlecrap.com

If you think wrestling on tv sucks now, wait until you get a load of wrestlecrap.com! it highlights the low points in wrestling that they would rather we all forgot.

It will hurt...AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!

Fecalgram

April Fools is just around the corner. Why not send a Fecalgram?

 

www.toymania.com

Do you like toys? Do you like action figures? If so this website is for you! Toymania.com has the latest info on what's next in the fast changing world of toys. Especially action figures. Believe me, you'll eventually find something on this site you "must have". Dont' say I didn't warn you!