This has been
a long time coming, and now it's here- the Couch Pirate's
letter and fan page, the Pirate's Pub! We get a lot of e-mails,
pictures, gripes and some crazy stuff around here, so why
not share it with everyone? We always appreciate letters
and stuff from our visitors, so please keep them coming!
Be warned, anything you send to the Couch Pirates could
end up on this page. We're not saying that we don't want
nude photos, we're just saying, don't be surprised to see
on this page!
Send your goodies,
gripes and raves to Kevin at:
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a comment and a few more pictures that the June 5th
Rate This Chick contestant sent me after we posted
her. If you'd like to see more, go to: www.twisted-ways.com
Attached
an extra photos of me :) - since the reviews so far
are
interested in seeing me for me.
BTW -
I read under Tammy's review about politics...
I'm a registered voter, and turn out at almost every
poll I can muster to attend so long as I have an informed
view of BOTH sides of the debate. I WONT vote if I
am not informed an issue ;)
No blind swing voting for me :)
-Lady Atropos
Plus
here are a couple more I didn't post on Rate This
Chick:
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Here's
a dude who sent in a profile to Rate This Chick:
Name/Heading:
jim
Age: 53
Body Type: med - large
Height: 5.10
Ethnicity: caucasion and looking for the same.
Smoking: no
Drinking: ocas
Do you have kids?: not here, grown up
Occupation: state worker, arizonajim
Religion: baptist
Political Views: republican, democrate, not...
A.B.A.T.E. YES.
Interests: music, open mics, pizza,
i am interested in mar6, git er done.
i think she is a 10, on a scale of 1-8...
Tell
Us About Yourself: i am looking for that someone to
make happy and
to talk and listen to. you know a real relationship.
kinda crazy
like, and know how to please.
come on girl, digg me.
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| Tammy's
Corner |
Nov
20th -About this week's Rate This Chick...
YUCK!
This chick takes the biggest piece of desperate
cake and by her looks she went back for 2 or 3 more
helpings. I can’t stop laughing! That picture
is horrible. Why would you be photographed with
a pet for a personals ad? I don’t get it.
MY GAWD she’s ugly! HAHAHAHA!
First
of all the word “Lil” Should never be
used regarding livestock but since it is; her nickname
should be “Lil Liar” rather then “Lil
Sweetheart”! She lives with her parents but
is making $50 – $74 grand at her “secret”
vocation? Yeah right! She is also not answering
the kids, smoking and religion questions in order
to leave her options open. That way she can be like
a chameleon and morph to whatever Mr. Wonderful
likes. “Oh my gosh! I love eating raw fish
eyes too! What a coincidence! We are just meant
to be together”! giggle! My guess is that
if Mr. Wonderful doesn’t like kids, than she
will be gone; leaving Jose Jr. and all his siblings
with Gramps and Grams for eternity.
Secondly
she is super duper desperate! She doesn’t
care if her future mate is an unemployed, alcoholic,
devil worshipping, drug using, chain smoker that
is 3 foot tall and married to another woman just
as long as he is white and speaks English. I am
thinking she used to be part of the stereo-typical
desperate fat woman scenario and learned her lesson.
That’s why she wants him to be white and speaking
English. Her first husband was probably an illegal
that knocked her fat ass up and married her for
his green card and then it was “adios fat-ass
and so long sucker” and she was like “What
do you mean Pedro? Don’t you really love me
like you said you did”? boo fucking hoo!
Any
person that is willing to sacrifice their identities
and be something they are not just to please someone
else isn’t worth my time. She gets a 1 and
that’s only because her ugly picture made
me laugh!
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| From
our buddy Shawn (who could have his own page if he
wanted it):
I've
a comment on your "Rate this Chick". Have
you ever heard of "Tiffany Teen"? You can
see more of her here: http://www.phil-flash.com/?t=r
I'm gonna have to call Bullshit on this ad. Now
thats not to say that she isn't the one sending the
ad but I'm thinking if she needed a date off the net
she would turn to her fans first. At least one of
them would have to be normal.
The
next big movie to keep your eyes open for is "King
Kong" by Peter Jackson. I've seen some production
art and my gawd it looks great. So far there seems
to be an emphasis on the fight between Kong and a
pack of T-Rex. And of course there is Star Wars 3
and Batman: Beginnings. Both of which are looking
better and better.
Ashton
Kutcher... Go fuck Demi and get off my boys ass. He
can't even speak to YOU! His lawyer contacts cafepress
so THEY can have you remove his name. Fuck You! If
I had any respect for you Ashton I might feel you
were justified but your a worthless piece of shit
with no talent. The more I think of it the pissed
I get. Go "Punk" someone and leave the rest
of the less celebrated individuals alone. Deal with
us when we're negotiating your next movie. Stick to
your Mtv influenced "sheep" you call fans.
One
last thing. the site needs an update. If no one is
giving you material cut them loose. So many sections,
so little reading. You're my friends and brothers.
You have a wonderful site that holds fans worldwide.
give the people that which they expect. Your words.
Well
I hope your new year is fantastic. Till next time
bro...
~Shawn
Hey
Shawn, I've made some changes to the site, particularly
regarding the pages I used to update. Now our new
content is geared to three sites (The Beefboy Rants,
The Tard Ranch and Words by Eddie) and Rate This Chick,
plus this page and some special stuff on the home
page. It's easier all the way around for everyone.
Thanks
for writing in Shawn, we always like hearing from
you!
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| About
the June 5th Rate This Chick: Ill
admit im not into all the goth, but she has some really
good shots. She is a Cutsy girl dressed up to look
skanky and I think its hot as hell. Most guys arent
able to separate the two, but some of us can. Ill
also admit she needed to show a little more front
and back, after all she does have a lot to work with.
Admit it guys, if she showed up in any of those comstumes
would you turn her down to a night of sex? Hell no
you wouldnt, and i wouldnt either. I gotta give her
a 9, minus 1 for not showing her nice smile.
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About
our first Couch Pirate Girl, Krysten:
Hi there..
I think your picture on the Couch Pirates web site
is awesome.. I wish I could get my wife to dress like
that... thanks...
tc |
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Also
about our first Couch Pirate Girl, Krysten:
Wow! Just
wow! i've been watching the site for several weeks
and I can't believe how hot that couch pirate Krysten
is! the latest pic with the panties is blowing my
mind! She's got a fan for life! Please send this email
to her. I hope you have more coming!
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| Hi
there
I'm Stef, the creator of the online graphic novel,
Sarah Zero, and I just discovered your site while
doing a bit of research for an upcoming episode...
I freakin LOOOOOVE your "rate this chick"
section... absolutely BRILLIOUS and freakin hilarious...
simply amazing...
Your logo is great, too... great stuff and tons of
wicked content... so a totally awesome.com shoutout
to you dudes...
Take care,
Stef
http://www.sarahzero.com
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This
is a real e-mail the Couch Pirates received:
Good Day,
We are African reptile breeders based in Lusaka Zambia,
Curriently we have leopard tortoise available Cites
CB hatchlings and are looking for clients..
We are also expanding our breeding base and have requests
from other countries so are keen to receive your requests
if you would like tortoise and keen to receive you
lists of what you can supply either to us for ourselves
or form our clients.
Regards
Dylan Chivers
African Reptile Breeders
Po Box 34086
Lusaka
Zambia
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